Honey why don’t we go away to the Caribbean? You need a break!
I have to get out of the winter doldrums. It’s been a long and hard one where I live and I’m totally fed up with it. Oh well, time to go online and shop for the Latest Resort Fashions. If I start buying, maybe, just maybe, the Significant Other will get the message and say go ahead, get some new clothes - we’re off to the Caribbean in two weeks. Fat chance, I know! But we can live in hope even if we die in despair. Guess I have to be a little more proactive and start whining more than normal!